My boyfriend was at his friend's house

And his friend's Russian dad came in to his room and saw that my boyfriend is wearing a splint. He asked my boyfriend what's wrong, and he replied "I use the mouse too much", so his friend's dad asked "did you try a cat?".

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👤︎ u/sapsap28
📅︎ Jan 11 2016
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My wife asked me if I wanted any joint gifts this year.

I said yes. A knee brace.
She didn't get it at first. It took her a splint second.

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👤︎ u/schwano
📅︎ Dec 09 2015
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I got a kid that had broke his arm at Big Bear on Tuesday

A kid had fallen right in front of me and broke his arm above the wrist. I went over to help and comfort him. The paramedic came and she cut his glove off, put a splint on as well as a sling. That's when I said "she likes you, so she put a sling on it" the paramedic and I laughed, the kid didn't

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👤︎ u/litgoat
📅︎ Jan 30 2016
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