The nurse at the sperm bank asked if I wanted to masturbate in the cup
I replied: I know I am pretty good, but I don’t think I’m ready to compete just yet
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because you wear the wrong sock this morning
How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank ?
Just phone them up and say, "I can't cum. "
Did you hear about the king sperm that was good at maths?
His name was Sir Cumference
What does a worker at the Irish sperm bank say after you are finished?
What is written by the exit to the sperm bank?
A man in Yorkshire, England forgot about his appointment at the sperm bank.
When he finally arrived, the person at the desk told him, “Ejaculate”
A sperm donor, Carpenter, and Julius Caesar walked into a bar
... He came, he saw, he conquered
A man walks into a sperm bank
The doctor says "would you get a load of this guy?"
Did you know that a single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information? Meaning that, during 3 seconds long ejaculation, more than 11,250 TERA bytes of information is transmitted.
That's alot of information to swallow.
You know how only the strongest sperm gets to fertilise the egg?
I guess you could call it survival of the fetus.
What do the X-men call their sperm?
What did the sperm donor say when he had to cancel his appointment?
What do you call sperm from a cheating soldier?
What does a receptionist at a sperm bank say as the client is leaving?
Thanks for cuming and cum again.
I got fired from the sperm bank today
Cause every time someone walked in I'd say "get a load of this guy"
(Beatles) Come together, sperm and egg..
O-vary
I dont even know if this make sense, I should have been asleepp 4 hours ago
Sperm is amazing
sperm can go from swimming to disappointing just in some years
A whale is masturbating. His sperm shoots out and thanks him.
He replies " You're whale cum!"
What does the sign say at the exit of the sperm bank?
Got fired from the sperm bank yesterday
Apparently you’re not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say “get a load of this guy” every time someone walks in.
I applied to be a sperm donor recently and the nurse asked me if I could masturbate in the cup.
I told her I’ve done it a few times before but I don’t know if I’m ready to compete in a tournament.
I just created a word for sharing Sperm.
Her: Why have you been drawing pictures of sperm all day?
What did the sperm say to the egg?
Who decided to name it a ‘sperm whale’
I can’t be the only one thinking this... it must take a real set of balls to become a sperm donor
Where do sperm play football?
One sperm asks the other "How long till we get to the ovaries?"
The other sperm replies "A while, we've only just passed the tonsils"
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put on the wrong socks this morning.
What does it say on the exit door to the sperm bank?
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put the wrong socks on this morning
A sperm, a carpenter, and julius ceaser walk into a bar
He came, he saw, he conquered
A man walks into a sperm bank.
The doctor says, "Would you get a load of this guy?"
Why did the sperm cross the road today?
Because I wore the wrong Socks on...
Guy walks into a sperm bank
Doctor says "will you get a load of this guy?"
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put on the wrong sock this morning...
How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?
Just ring up and say you can't cum!
A sperm donor, a lumberjack, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar.
He came, he saw, he conquered.
A sperm donor, a carpenter and Julius Ceasar walk into a bar.
He came, he saw, he conquered.
A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar.
He came, he saw, he conquered.
A sperm donor, a Carpenter and Julius Caesar walk into a bar
He came, He saw and He conquered
A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar.
He came, he saw, he conquered.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because i decided to wear the wrong pair of socks
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