A list of puns related to "Spats"
I don't even want to imagine what'll happen when he leaves the house.
Tell your friends. It'll be the weirdest thing you elver did spat.
Two: stop referring to last year's junk food binge as 'the accident'
They mate
He refused to eat or drink anything, spat on everyone and covered the walls with his own feces...
We never played monopoly again.
A small mouth is swimming behind a large mouth and the large mouth inconsiderately poops in his face. The small mouth spat out and cried in disgust and ire, "bass turd!!"
Da club
Because he couldn't see that well.
A Spats-naz Agent!
My dogs don't even have bikes
Itβs a spit spat
Our 15 month old daughter was coughing at dinner and then spat out some phlegm and rubbed it all over her belly. My wife was disgusted so I turned to our daughter and said, "Why are you being so phlegm-boyant?"
My wife groaned and rolled her eyes.
You know why our dancers don't move their arms when their dancing?
Their arms have been decommissioned.
Spat ma Guinness.........
RIP Finn you funny bastard.
Seeing a small boy nearby with several fish, he asked the boy's secret.
"Rrrp rr rrrr rrrm," the boy said.
"What?"
The boy spat into his hand. "Keep your worms warm!"
The ungrateful birds spat her out...
We were doing a short video and he was post-editing. While figuring out what we needed to do for it, we came across something very interesting. He was drinking milk tea at the time:
Friend: OPPURTINITY! I love opportunities!! (sips drink)
Me: I prefer opportuni-coffee instead. It tastes better.
Friend: What?
Me: Opportuni-coffee. (points at drink) Opportuni-tea.
He almost spat his drink.
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