A list of puns related to "The Spats"
"That's not what I said. I said it was the alpaca lips!"
He refused to eat or drink anything, spat on everyone and covered the walls with his own feces...
We never played monopoly again.
A small mouth is swimming behind a large mouth and the large mouth inconsiderately poops in his face. The small mouth spat out and cried in disgust and ire, "bass turd!!"
The ungrateful birds spat her out...
Seeing a small boy nearby with several fish, he asked the boy's secret.
"Rrrp rr rrrr rrrm," the boy said.
"What?"
The boy spat into his hand. "Keep your worms warm!"
We were doing a short video and he was post-editing. While figuring out what we needed to do for it, we came across something very interesting. He was drinking milk tea at the time:
Friend: OPPURTINITY! I love opportunities!! (sips drink)
Me: I prefer opportuni-coffee instead. It tastes better.
Friend: What?
Me: Opportuni-coffee. (points at drink) Opportuni-tea.
He almost spat his drink.
Tell your friends. It'll be the weirdest thing you elver did spat.
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