Sparkling Water Puns

A list of puns related to "Sparkling Water"

My mom bought nasty sparkling water drinks. My brother said it tasted like devil incarnate.

I said it tasted like devil carbonate :D

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👤︎ u/persimmonsareawesome
📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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What did Apple make with frozen Sparkling Water?

An iglow.

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👤︎ u/Di_Ma_Re_Bra
📅︎ May 23 2020
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This morning, my wife asked if I wanted her to throw out my can of sparkling water that had been on the counter all night.

I replied, "No I'll drink it. It's still water."

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👤︎ u/chewiedies
📅︎ Feb 17 2019
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He knows to bring the flavored sparkling water, yes?

Oui, il sait porter La Croix.

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👤︎ u/IanGecko
📅︎ May 20 2017
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Why don't people like sparkling water

It's an aquaired taste

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👤︎ u/PRIC3L3SS1
📅︎ Jun 16 2018
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Minnesoda
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👤︎ u/pilotii101
📅︎ Feb 22 2020
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What is this? A soda can for ants?
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👤︎ u/NTilky
📅︎ Sep 09 2019
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Water

Waitress : Sparkling water or still water Me: sparkling water is still water!

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👤︎ u/Trevorantifreeze
📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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