Did you know Mortal Combat is based on an old Scandinavian church song ?
I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.
She’s a singer songwriter, or sew it seams
What Christmas song is sung at mental hospitals?
A floating memory of the Johnny Cash song A Boy Named Sue
What’s Karen’s favorite Christmas song?
Why doesn’t the Tiger King sing Christmas songs?
Need help with a song title that’s a pun
I’m in a band and writing a song about how fucked the healthcare system is in America. Can anyone suggest a clever pun title for the song?
My son told me that he has heard the song “Let it Snow” that it is getting annoying.
I told him, “It doesn’t show signs of stopping.”
A dad's reactions to the Horse With No Name song
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If you're out in the desert on a horse with no name, you probably have the time to come up with a name for it.
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Maybe it's the rider who has no name (and a poor sense of where to locate a subordinate clause): "I, with no name, have been through the desert on a horse."
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Or maybe it was the desert that had no name?
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What if "No-Name" was some friend who was riding with him?
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It's also possible that what he means is that maybe the horse has a name (say, Charley the Horse) but that the horse isn't FAMOUS. He's just ol' Charley the horse, not Secretariat or Trigger or one of those A-list horses with a NAME. This possibility is the saddest, though. Imagine you're the horse, out there in the frickin' DESERT, and some schmoe is making you carry his ass around--and not even for any good reason, right, he's not actually going anywhere, he's totally just taking advantage of your good nature--and all he can do is go on and on about what a nobody of a horse you are.
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Even if his name really was Charley, if that were to happen now, everyone on the Internet would start calling that poor horse "Horsey McHorseface."
Have you heard Beyoncé’s new Christmas song?
I think it’s called “all the jingle ladies”
Bad news, Christmas carolers! Turns out one of our most sacred songs was communist propaganda all along, a hymn to nothing less than Karl Marx’s “The Communist Manifesto”!
Now don’t you feel bad for singing “O Commie, Commie Manual” all those years?
I was walking past my fridge last night and thought I heard two onions singing a Bee Gees song
When I opened the door it turns out it was just chives talkin'
What is Vladimir Putin’s fav drinking song?
There’s a Tyranny in my Beer.
What’s a dog’s favorite Christmas song?
Fleas Navidad
(Made this one up today. Thank you, thankyouverymuch.)
My favorite song by Tenacious D is the one where they sing how they are TiVo
You know, it goes "We are the DVR, the DVR, the DVR, the DVR"
Do you know how the theme song to Malcom in the Middle begins?
Yes no maybe I don't know, could you repeat the question?
Going to be driving back to see the family over the festive period. This always makes me think of that Chris Rea song...
... The Road to Hell (part 2)
The Baker's Christmas Song
You're getting muffin for Christmas!
Guys, yesterdy I heard this song that's about the road that leads to Ohio.
I think it was called Highway To Hell.
Almost finished my A to Z of Lionel Richie songs
For this pun, I'll go to hellas
If I were pushed to pick my favourite Red Hot Chili Peppers song about poor TV picture quality, it would have to be...
Scart issue.
(I'm sorry, please forgive me Reddit)
What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey?
What's Marie Curie's favorite Xmas song?
All I want for Christmas is ^(235)U
Why do they say “amen” instead of “a woman” at the end of songs at church?
‘Cause they’re hymns not hers.
Let the sun shine in (flashback to a 1960s song)
I heard a beautiful song this morning called "Look Both Ways (Before Crossing the Street)"
It was pretty sound advice
Which town in Alabama do bad cooks come from?
What is Jack Frost's favourite song?
"Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow".
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song.
But the Chick Peas can only hummus one.
An entire generation of youth will only know Billy Ray Cyrus for the song "Old Town Road"
That breaks my heart, my achy breaky heart.
I made a song about a burrito…
actually it was more of a wrap.
I wrote a song about a Tortilla.
You could say it was more of a wrap.
What is Little Bo Peep's favorite song?
Never Gonna Give "Ewe" Up
If Taco Bell had a theme song
It would be Diary of Jane by Breaking Benjamin
Give me a persons name and I can sing a song with their name in it …
Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday dear …
What’s a turkey’s favorite song?
Jerry just broke his legs what song did he remove from his playlist?
What is an arctic bird’s favorite song?
Tern, tern, tern by the Byrds.
What song does one country nuclear reactor sing to another?
🎶Me and you go fission in the dark🎶
Did you hear about the lawyer that wouldn't charge you as long as you sang U2 songs?
Did you know that Mortal Combat was based off a church song from Finland?
The Mortal Kombat Theme is based on an Old Scandinavian song.
Did you know that Mortal Kombat was based on a traditional Scandinavian song?
Which one?
A Finnish hymn
Why do they say “’amen” instead of “’women” at the end of the songs in Church?
Because they’re hymns not “hers”
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