I’d say something sweet about the new Jacket I got for Christmas..
But I don’t want to sugar coat it.
How does a computer learn something new ?
Bit by bit
When Adobe decides to finally end Flash Player, they’ll actually be building something new!
They’ll be breaking newgrounds!
The tree wanted to try something new.
So he's turning over a new leaf.
A friend of mine said we needed something groundbreaking to sell in our new shop
We now own a shovel shop
I decided to try something new and get my wife a box of red hot chili peppers for Valentines
she told me "give it away, give it away, give it away NOW" !
I heard on the news earlier today that Scientists have officially added something new to the Periodic Table.
Designated by the letters AH, it is of course the Element of Surprise.
Take everything you know about bread and throw it out the window. Now let me tell you something about this new thing I made...
Bread
I learned something today. When the news anchor says, “If you know anything about the crime, call the police,”
The cops get super pissed if you call them and re-tell the news story.
Something fishy about the tag line of this BBC News article...
I went to the antiques store today and asked if they had something new
They didn't.
With all the upsetting news in the world today, here's something to cheer you up.
something
Friend saw something about a stabbing in the news
Friend- if I saw someone get stabbed I would be scarred for life Me- I bet the guy that got stabbed is too
Bought a new hatchet yesterday. Came downstairs to find this note on it this morning.I think my dad is trying to teach me something about putting things away... [xpost /r/funny]
