I’d say something sweet about the new Jacket I got for Christmas..

But I don’t want to sugar coat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspectorPK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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How does a computer learn something new ?

Bit by bit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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When Adobe decides to finally end Flash Player, they’ll actually be building something new!

They’ll be breaking newgrounds!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dougmantis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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The tree wanted to try something new.

So he's turning over a new leaf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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A friend of mine said we needed something groundbreaking to sell in our new shop

We now own a shovel shop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeisalone
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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I decided to try something new and get my wife a box of red hot chili peppers for Valentines

she told me "give it away, give it away, give it away NOW" !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Everyday we learn something new
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πŸ‘€︎ u/namikaze_harshit_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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I heard on the news earlier today that Scientists have officially added something new to the Periodic Table.

Designated by the letters AH, it is of course the Element of Surprise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MusicianNerd26
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Take everything you know about bread and throw it out the window. Now let me tell you something about this new thing I made...

Bread

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_nowhere
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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I learned something today. When the news anchor says, β€œIf you know anything about the crime, call the police,”

The cops get super pissed if you call them and re-tell the news story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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Something fishy about the tag line of this BBC News article...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinstonRaymond
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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I went to the antiques store today and asked if they had something new

They didn't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelson93
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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With all the upsetting news in the world today, here's something to cheer you up.

something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manHeath
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2017
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Friend saw something about a stabbing in the news

Friend- if I saw someone get stabbed I would be scarred for life Me- I bet the guy that got stabbed is too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buckythekid
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2014
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Bought a new hatchet yesterday. Came downstairs to find this note on it this morning.I think my dad is trying to teach me something about putting things away... [xpost /r/funny]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bieberfan99
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2013
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