11 Hilarious Socialiste Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why didn’t the old man want to join the socialist party?

Because he was antisocial

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👤︎ u/Eagle4523

📅︎ Sep 24 2020

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Why did the socialist kill all the average workers at his factory?

He wanted to cease the means of production

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👤︎ u/SpencaDubyaKimballer

📅︎ Sep 05 2020

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What type of government does a country full of extroverts have? A socialist government.

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👤︎ u/MajorOofMoment

📅︎ Jun 28 2020

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What was troubling the Deer leader of the Elk socialist republic?

The Stagnation of the Buck

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👤︎ u/OOO-OO0-0OO-OO-O00O

📅︎ Mar 31 2020

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I fought with a socialist sniper in the military

He was an impressive Marxman.

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👤︎ u/Ryotaiku

📅︎ Sep 09 2016

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Ive been going to this amazing socialist prenatal yoga center called Stretch Marx.

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👤︎ u/heyitsthatguygoddamn

📅︎ Nov 26 2018

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Socialist jokes are not funny,

Unless everybody gets them.

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👤︎ u/MeowMixSong

📅︎ Jan 20 2017

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Bernie Sanders dropped out...

He is practicing Socialist Distancing.

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👤︎ u/HanlonRazor

📅︎ Apr 09 2020

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I am a socialist and I like old comedy

I guess I could be called a Groucho Marxist

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👤︎ u/Primes4Life

📅︎ Feb 19 2018

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Why did Bernie Sanders refuse to return to the Senate after the primaries?

He wanted to practice socialist distancing

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👤︎ u/winkelschleifer

📅︎ Mar 23 2020

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How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

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👤︎ u/Tactical_Wolf

📅︎ May 12 2016

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