Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Patriote"
Because they’re USAF.
The Air Force, because they're US AF.
Norse code
Didn't he already?
It comes from the brewery a little flat.....
To get his balls deflated.
He felt it was his patriotic doody!
After I was done, I pointed at it and yelled, “You essay! You essay!”
Patriotic
The prostate
Stares and Strips
When I asked him why he bought them a week early, he looks at me and says it's because by the time the Super Bowl comes around, "they'll be DEFLATED."
Dad: "Do they have 4th of July in Europe?"
Me: "No..."
Dad: stares "Yes they do.."
"Why are you just on reddit? This is America day!
You should be on Red-, White-, and Blue-it!"
Have you heard about the new opera that Johann Strauss wrote, it is called
Die Flederballs
"No, thanks. We'll pass."
I was surprised that everyone was wearing patriotic gear there instead.
We were watching the Patriots/Falcons game, which had a ton of fog in the stadium obscuring camera views, when I dropped this one:
“It’s weird that the fog is still there when the stadium is full of fans.”
The Air Force; they're US AF
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