Guerrilla TicTacs.
βPlease donβt eat caviarβitβs our children!β
Tanks for that.
Soldier: "Which one's Will?"
because the sith only deal in absolutes
In his Sleevies!
But I have no idea how to tell if a lemon is in a relationship or not
But puns about the eye are cornea.
I'm going to have a corner offish and everything!
It's a Kitchy-Kitchy Koo
Son: Dad, there's a hole in your t-shirt. Me: I know, it's my religious t-shirt. Son: gives me a blank look Me: It's holy!
I am only cleared for leiutenant labor.
Because the chicken had the day off.
Neither my wife or I have any idea where she heard this. And she isnβt divulging her sources. Hilarious.
Edit: The first joke sheβs told in general. And happened to be a dad joke. :-)
...but zoo are a sick park!
It's like he blew up overnight.
He was scared of defeat
When I've never seen a single lieutenant or corporal contractor
March 4th
He hit him with "Ja-Pan"
He was working fourarms.
Theyβre almost never true.
... General Lee speaking.
It was his personal creed to never surrender or retweet.
Sorry, wrong sub.
His Leggies.
Why are Santas reindeer generally drenched with water?
Because they are rain-deer.
Why did Santa have to visit the psychologist?
He had low elf esteem.
Why are Christmas trees so uncoordinated when it comes to sewing?
They always drop their needles.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a hungry mosquito?
Frostbite
βWhat did Adam say to Eve on the night before Christmas day?
It's Christmas Eve!
It's alright.
His armies!
In his sleevies..
In his sleevies.
In his sleevies.
Up their sleevies.
In his sleevies
In his sleevies.
In his sleevies
In his sleevies.
In his sleevies
