Why did the Michelin Man take a nap?
He was tired.
The Michelin man has been retired!
I'm wheelie disappointed..
When I was a kid, having fun was simple, we just rolled down hills in old tires..
Yes..those were the Goodyears.
After 4 years of being a father I can finally call myself a dad
Partytang jr (pointing at the Michelin man) "papa who is that?" Me: "that's the Michelin man, he makes tires for cars, trucks, and planes." PTjr: "why?" Me: "so we don't have to walk everywhere." PTjr: "why?" Me: "because then we would be sooo tirrred!" PTjr: "hahaha papa you are as funny as Louie CK" (the last part was paraphrased)
