Motorcycle Tire Puns

A list of puns related to "Motorcycle Tire"

I bought a new rear tire for my motorcycle today. As the clerk handed it to me, I looked him in the eye and said "guess I can retire now"
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👤︎ u/confibulator
📅︎ Jun 09 2018
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The kickstand on my bike broke, so I tried to stand it up on its own

but it was two-tired.

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👤︎ u/Eccohawk
📅︎ Jul 29 2022
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I couldn't get my motorcycle to leave the house this morning.

I think it's because the motorcycle was two tired.

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👤︎ u/moneyinvolved
📅︎ Jul 27 2022
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How did the unicycle beat the Harley Davidson in the race?

The motorcycle was two-tired

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👤︎ u/AaronEspositoMusic
📅︎ Apr 04 2022
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My first dad joke

Why didn’t the motorcycle want to go on a ride?

Because he was two tired!

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👤︎ u/Robjack1116
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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