I don't like telling jokes at overcrowded partie
The punchlines are just too long.
How does NASA organise a party?
I asked all the countries in the world if they wanted to throw a party. All of them told me they can't because of covid.
Only one was like "Yemen"
What was the cannibal given after he showed up late to the dinner party?
Why do mushrooms always get invited to parties?
Because they’re all fungi’s
I never remember what people tell me at New Year's parties
It goes in one year and out the other.
The Norse god of mischief only had private birthday parties.
He kept things pretty low key.
My daughter was having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear, when she asked, “Do you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?” In my best bear voice, I replied...
“No thanks, I’m stuffed!"
A guy goes to a party,and was offered some punch
He drank a full glass.
He was offered a refill.
He declined.
The guy was one punch man.
A man's daughter wanted to have a tea party with him...
... the man agreed, but he doesn't have much experteas in the subject
Why do Italian people bring ravioli to birthday parties?
So they can pasta parcel!
How do you host a space party?
I turned up at the fancy dress party dressed as a football.
I was immediately kicked out.
Tsunami invited Cyclone ,Earthquake and Drought to a tea party.
Nobody came.
Tsunami had a silent tea.
When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party.
Did you hear about that farmer that hosted a party?
My dad asked me to hand out invitations for my brothers surprise birthday party...
That's when I realised he was the favourite twin.
What did the handbag salesman say when he ran out of Camembert at his dinner party?
Sorry, we're all out of Guccis.
I met a woman once at a party celebrating my father's 50th birthday.
We got to talking and I found out she worked as a stunt double on some pretty big name movie sets. She looked to be at least 10 years my senior but very fit and attractive and we both seemed to really be hitting it off.
Because all the immediate family in the local area had thrown a smaller, more private celebration for my father a few days prior, I didn't really feel a need to stick around any longer, so I asked the woman if she was interested in sharing some drinks with me at the nearby Hilton where I was staying. She happily accepted.
Suddenly, I turned towards the sound of my father's voice cheerfully calling out the name "Andra" (pronounced ON-druh) and my own as he approached. Andra, the woman I had been speaking with, turned towards him, glanced quickly back at me, then looked back again at my father and with a disconcerted look on her face exclaimed, "Oh brother!"
And that's when I realized the double, Aunt Andra.
Looks like the Democrats are now the party of “A. Blinken.”
Went to a great party for meteorologists yesterday....
A drunk wakes up in jail, "Why am I here officer?"
"For drinking." replies the cop.
"Great" says the man. "When do we start?"
My wife told me to pick up cheese dip for the New Years Eve party.
No one at my party was able to break the clown piñata.
I once knew a guy who went to a party in Florida and got so drunk that he woke up in Alabama.
As you can imagine, he wasn't in a very good state.
Why is tinnitus a good guest for your holiday party?
It specializes in ringing in the new ear!
Shoutout to my coworker for coming up with half of this amazing joke
My 6 year old daughter set up a party and led me to the registration sheet. It said "Sine here". Now I am wondering if there is another sheet that says "Cosine there".
Sorry for going on a tangent
Last night I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a tea bag.
On the way home I got mugged.
When do Santa's elves have their Christmas party?
What do you call a mycology student who loves to party
A friend invited me to his house for a party
When I arrived, his house was on fire. Damn, the party must be lit.
How do you plan a party in space?
You planet
Courtesy of my 12 year old daughter. So proud!!
I'm at this party when all of a sudden this guy comes in and says "Hello I'm a builder."
I thought 'He knows how to make an entrance'.
But it turns out it was just a facade.
Did you know the film “Speed” had no director?
If it had direction, it would be called “Velocity”.
Why is “beefstew” an unsafe password to use?
Because it’s not Stroganoff.
Why are ghosts the best to party with?
They bring all the booze.
There's a term for people like Trump
A man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back.
“I’m a turtle,” he says.
“Oh... who’s on your back?”
“That’s Michelle,” he replies.
I'll never forget the day I first met my wife. We were at a fancy dress party and she was stood there, looking gorgeous and slim, with her fat mate...
They'd gone together dressed as the number 10...
I knew there and then that she was the One!!
I lost my watch at a party on Saturday...
An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.
My friends threw a house warming party in my new igloo.
How does NASA organize a party?
How do you have a party in Space??
How do you throw a party in space?
How do you have a party in space?
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