How many social workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but the lightbulb has to want to change.

(Told to me by my dad, a social worker.)

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👤︎ u/Wowgrab
📅︎ Sep 12 2018
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My brother hit me with this after I questioned if he should be day drinking on a Wednesday.

"Don't worry, boss said it was ok"

He owns his own business.

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📅︎ Feb 27 2015
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My sister told me this

My sister works as a social worker dealing with adults with intellectual disabilities. This happened today.

The staff was talking to the clients about food and fast food chains.

Staff: Where is your favorite place to get your fried chicken from?

Client: From my plate.

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👤︎ u/Kuebic
📅︎ Apr 23 2016
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