Social Awkwardness Puns

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Ecuadork.

talking with parents after a gathering

Mum: I feel bad for John, he's so antisocial.

Dad: Yeah, he's like an eternal flame!

Me: Eternal flame? What?

Dad: He never goes out!

Mum and I burst out laughing while dad grins proudly

But I always hearing the commentators saying "He needs to make this faux pas"

Because they can't break the ice.

They have a certain... je ne faux pas.

A faux pa

They don't like to meet

The first time we met my brother's gf (now wife) she was talking about how many natural disasters there is in USA (brother's gf from Boston, we are from Denmark) and we have almost none here

and he continues the topic

Dad: "well... The only natural disaster in Denmark is 'mom' in a bathing suit.."

We laughed so hard (even 'mom') except the gf, she begins to cry and claims that danes are monsters.. Then he'd explain that this is the humor of Denmark, and she understood. Now she even makes this kind of jokes

Hey, do you guys know anybody out there who would be willing to get to know and spend some quality time with a socially awkward, lonely fellow? Asking for a friend.

He couldn’t break the ice.