A list of puns related to "Smoking Pot"
I’ve noticed I can tell when the ocean is smoking pot lately. How can I tell? When I see that the Tide is High.
Don’t know if this counts as a dad joke.
BONGGGGGGGGG
She caught my son and me smoking pot in the garage.
Their pupils die late.
It's high koala-tea.
Cops asked where I got it from, I said my neighbor.
It was a high steaks situation.
He got medium.
Mankind attained its highest form of intelligence.
He wanted to write haiku
I don't like high maintenance women
I can’t deal with a high maintenance woman.
Now I don't care what the temperature outside is.
They get stoned
Unfortunately I was part of the control group.
... cause if they fell forwards they end up on the deck.
After the checkup, my doctor recommended I up my coffee intake to two pots a day, eat more saturated fats, and start smoking.
I'm beginning to suspect he knows about me and his wife.
me: well i used to smoke a lot of pot mom: what other drugs have you done to fit in with people? me:coke mom: are you serious? me: yeah i drank a lot of coke in my day
He will be rolling in his grave.
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