hey, do you smoke pot?

because weed be cute together

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Mechatronix
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Traditional Japanese poet smokes pot

He wanted to write haiku

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanthemute
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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The janitor in my apartment building asked whether I would hang out with her and smoke pot. I said no.

I can’t deal with a high maintenance woman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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I used to smoke pot in the 60's...

Now I don't care what the temperature outside is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dickiebuckets93
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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Do you know what happens to people who smoke pot around here?...

They get stoned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubleayey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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I tried smoking pot once.

I choked on the handle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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I’ve noticed I can tell when the ocean is smoking pot lately.

I’ve noticed I can tell when the ocean is smoking pot lately. How can I tell? When I see that the Tide is High.

Don’t know if this counts as a dad joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Papa_G_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What happened to the midget who smoked a lot of pot ?

He got medium.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abbsalon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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What happened when Einstein smoked pot for the first time?

Mankind attained its highest form of intelligence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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What did the pot smoking church bell say at 1 AM?

BONGGGGGGGGG

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squadly_santana
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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I caught my son smoking pot in the garage, and a few minutes later, my wife walked in.

She caught my son and me smoking pot in the garage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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A recent study shows that students of pot smoking professors live longer than average.

Their pupils die late.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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I buy all of my chamomile from a pot smoking marsupial.

It's high koala-tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holiestofrollers
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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My neighbor called the police 'cuz I was smoking pot.

Cops asked where I got it from, I said my neighbor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m1ngaa
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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I need to quit smoking weed. I keep getting the munchies. I think I’m starting to get a pot-belly.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/basketofgravy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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I once saw a cow smoking some pot.

It was a high steaks situation.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2017
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My wife asked me whether I experimented with sex and drugs when I was in high school, and I said Yes.

Unfortunately I was part of the control group.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US, he will be rolling in his grave.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jarl_draven
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Why do Scuba Divers fall backwards off a boat.....

... cause if they fell forwards they end up on the deck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZimbaZumba
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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So I had a physical the other day

After the checkup, my doctor recommended I up my coffee intake to two pots a day, eat more saturated fats, and start smoking.

I'm beginning to suspect he knows about me and his wife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/42words
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Talking about drugs

me: well i used to smoke a lot of pot mom: what other drugs have you done to fit in with people? me:coke mom: are you serious? me: yeah i drank a lot of coke in my day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ieatbabieseh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2014
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If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US,

He will be rolling in his grave.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
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