*insert smart pun tittle here*
If you download something illegally on a samsung smart fridge
Is that copyright infridgement?
What do you call a bus full of smart people?
My wife has bought herself a Smart car....
My house is a smart house because it has a bathroom
Because it has an IP address.
What do you call a smart gay person?
Why are computers smart?
Because they listen to their motherboard.
What do you call a smart pair of pants?
For all the time they spend in a school, you'd think that fish are really smart.
But it turns out, they're all below C level.
Why smart people don't rock (Credit: how.how)
I learned about these people in history class last month I feel smart
That's smart
What do you call an inappropriate fruit?
A grape-ist.
Why are fish so smart
Because they swim in schools
My kids think I'm not as smart as I look.
I won't be dressing up as Albert Einstein anymore.
Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
Naturally Smart
What do you call a naturally born smart person?
A gene-ious
JK Rowling should start the first smart door company and name it SmartleDoor
You would open the door with a wand attached to your keychain instead of a key
What do you call a smart butt?
The set up sucks but I thought it was pretty smart
A man makes an outline of a duck and cuts it out. An egg falls right in the middle. Now he has an egg in stencil crisis
What do you call a smart fart?
What do you call a smart genie?
My son is too smart
He's the top of his kindergarten class. Next week i will buy something special for is upcoming 21st birthday.
What do you call a smart-ass optometrist?
What do you call a smart drug abuser?
Chalk boards are no longer being used in schools, so when the last school finally took them down to install smart boards, the teachers gathered all the writing utensils from them and had a large bon fire just outside the school. It smelled so good.
My wife she needed a smart man, so I went and got two degrees.
My tree is very smart. At its current age, it understands all branches of mathematics. But when it was just a little sapling...
It only knew twigonometry
What did the smart caveman say when the barber asked why he didn't like his last haircut?
I've got a puppy that's quite smart, but won't stop chewing on everything
So I named him gnaw-it-all
Did you know you can make payments using a smart watch?
On a video about a DIY smart mirror
What do you call a smart-ass prisoner falling down the stairs ?
A condescending con descending.
What do you name a smart pig?
Why are mints so smart?
Because mints make cents.
Why are spiders so smart?
They can find anything on the web
My wife is incredibly smart
When I called from my buddies phone she answered “hey love”.
She already knew it was me.
I don't know if keeping 2m distance from each other is such a smart idea...
Definitely not as I'm driving on the highway.
Sauce: my dad.
Ah yes, Yale. Very smart, big brain
I bought a smart trash can that reminds me to take out the trash
Now it keeps trash talking.
What do you call a smart metal guitarist?
An intellidjent guitarist!
Djent is pronounced like "gent" btw
My wife has treated herself to a Smart car...
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools!
Why are fish smart
Because they hang out in school
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