Is that copyright infridgement?
A Scholarship
Homogeneous
But it turns out, they're all below C level.
What do you call an inappropriate fruit?
A grape-ist.
Because they swim in schools
I won't be dressing up as Albert Einstein anymore.
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What do you call a naturally born smart person?
A gene-ious
It won't let her in.
You would open the door with a wand attached to your keychain instead of a key
A studious gluteus
I'm staying at her mothers house, and she said, it's only 8:30 pm and everyone's already ready for bed.
My niece chimes in and says, "not me.", to which i respond, "You don't count."
Without missing a beat, she said, "Yes i do. One, two, three, four."
A man makes an outline of a duck and cuts it out. An egg falls right in the middle. Now he has an egg in stencil crisis
"Why would anyone pick on you, Someoneyourownsize!?"
A synonym roll.
He's the top of his kindergarten class. Next week i will buy something special for is upcoming 21st birthday.
See if eye care
An oxymoron!
Fortunately I belong to 1% of smart people
They loved chalk lit.
Take away the G
It only knew twigonometry
Mullet over
So I named him gnaw-it-all
What a time to be alive.
A condescending con descending.
They can find anything on the web
You are really smart!!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...
For Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
Definitely not as I'm driving on the highway.
Sauce: my dad.
When I called from my buddies phone she answered “hey love”.
She already knew it was me.
