What is the gender of a slime creature?
Gender fluid
If he don’t love you anymore, just walk your slime ass out the door...
What is a snail trail in the garden called?
Slime and dash
So if a bird lives by the sea it’s a seagull. If it lives by the bay it’s bagel.
So if it’s covered in slime, is it a googull?
Pun:
One guy asked: Is it safe to eat slime? The other guy said: Goo gullit.
Ghost Comic 1 imgur.com/jd2PTv7
What did the St. Louis police say when they couldn't arrest a man placing snails on people?
It's about slime we caught this Louisville slugger!
What would you call the leader of a country run by Nickelodeon?
The Slime Minister (I'm sorry)
Watching the kids choice sports awards when
Two guys show with these big guns ready to fire out into the crowd! This kid asks if they are slime cannons, I said no, they're t-shirt cannons!
My girlfriend turns around and says nah its Nick Cannon..
I'm just surprised I didn't say it before she did.
