What did the fawning plane propeller say to the pilot once they had landed?

I'm your biggest fan!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fkedifiknow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Why did the farmer choose not to shoot a couple of fawns?

To him, they were just too dear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deesel3315
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work.

She said how do you know he was headed to work?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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What do you call a purple fawn.

Laven-deer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snuggeybug
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Why wouldn't the vet let the doe die?

She was holding onto deer life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nomaplebar
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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This deer shall be known as Fawn Miller youtu.be/PLdXmiSOrIE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Robbie_Robertson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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How much does a fawn cost?

One buck and a little Doe :-D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vrek86
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I saw a doe feeding her cute newborn fawn...

I quickly became endeered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What does a fawn do when it got hit by a bullet?

It holds on for deer life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hosuabii
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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I ran over a fawn.

It was hanging on for deer life.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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I'm very fawn of this picture.. imgur.com/iQuPnQI
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AceFitz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2014
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Did you know that the song "Away in a Manger" talks about fawns?

"Bless all the deer children in thy tender care..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weird_al_yankee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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What do you call a cheesy baby deer on your lawn in the morning?

Fawn dew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMoy1980
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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What do you call a guy who really likes deer?

A fawn boy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ny8ry8
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Why are deer always funny?

They’re very amooseing

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πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Did you hear about Apple buying the rights to Bambi?

They'll use it for the launch of the new iFawn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFMDX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Why did the deer need braces?

He had buck teeth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkabrah2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2017
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Adult deer may not taste good covered in melted cheese

But their fawn do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendan_07
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Did you know a white-tail deer can jump higher than the average house?

This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact the average house can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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I tried telling my friend some deer fun facts but he wasn't interested in listening to me.

I feel he isn't fawned of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manantyagi25
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What is a baby deer’s favorite cheese dip to make with his mother?

Fawn-doe

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tbh i'm a bit scared, but this is still funny imgur.com/gallery/Vhgb4ay
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πŸ‘€︎ u/raijouh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2014
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Did you know that fully grown deer don't like melted cheese?

But their fawn do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCHZY
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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What type of deer eat melted cheese?

Fawn-do!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Why is Rudolph jealous...?

Because people are always fawning over Bambi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bottleowine
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2012
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A cake shop delivery truck hit a baby deer.

It made a fawn dent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arothmanmusic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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My Dad trying to be clever in the Kitchen

My Dad and I were getting dinner ready when I quizzed him on how he seasoned the chicken and gravy mixture he was fawning over.

"Uh I haven't put anything in but the chicken, and the gravy."

"Were you going to season it?"

"Wasn't planning on it." he finished, apparently done with the conversation as his full attention was now on whatever football game was on. I decided if he wasn't going to take the initiative and make our food taste like something other than bland than I would.

"Here Dad put in some garlic," I said as i started grabbing spices from the cabinet.

"Some basil, salt, pepper, thyme... " I didn't see any thyme in here which was too bad because it would be just the thing for this.

"Hey DAD do we have any thyme left?" I asked him a little louder than I had been talking before.

"Time for what?" he asked, finally breaking his attention from the flat screen, a severely confused and almost worrried look cemented on his brow. And then, as quick as a camera lens closing to capture a shot, he winked.

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TL;DR I'm pretty sure you have enough thyme to read it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/erydayimredditing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2013
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I need a pun for a caption of a deer humping another deer

All I can think is "Sure looks like they're having fawn"... but that sucks. So help please.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkramer4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2014
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I went for a hike to watch the sunrise and saw a group of young deer frolicking in the morning mist.

It was a fawn dew party.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PunnedItPundit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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Santa addresses his herd

I'm sorry to fawn over you guys, but you're deer to me.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vaskaat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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What do you use to trim a deer's hair?

A fawn mower

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chefreamund
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
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First death from Everglades pythons

An intern from the University of Prague was studying the breeding habits of Burmese pythons in the Everglades. Park Rangers were notified when he didn't report in at the end of the day. They managed to capture the pair he was studying.

The necropsy on the female python only found a fawn, several rodents, and a couple of turtle.

When they cut open her mate it was a different story. Sure enough, the Czech was in the male.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flaspike
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2015
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Future step-dad, 1st time while trick or treating.

GF: Why are so many girls dressed as deers?

ME: So the boys will fawn over them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sewer_Ice
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2015
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Got dad joked at work yesterday by a customer

I was wearing earrings with deers on them yesterday and a customer walked up and said,

"I love your earrings, deer."

I shot right back "Thanks I'm rather fawned of them!"

Edit: Switched some letters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mmnmm000
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2014
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