Got caught taking a nap today

Was charged with sleep disorder

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cvzmir
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Psych teacher just got the class

We were talking about sleep disorders when he dadjoked everyone.

"People who take Viagra have been known to suffer from insomnia, due to the fact that they're up all night."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Stoltz3
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 26 2014
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Rob Zombie told my dad's favorite joke at Mayhem Fest last night...

A man goes to see his Doctor โ€œDocโ€ he says, โ€œIโ€™ve got a problem, every minute of every day, Iโ€™ve got that song Delilah running through my head! I catch myself humming it, and sometimes singing it in public places. My wife even says I sing it in my sleep, and itโ€™s driving her nuts. What is the matter with me?โ€

The Doctor replies โ€œwell, it sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome to meโ€.

โ€œIs it a rare disorder?โ€, the guy asks, to which the Doctor replies โ€œWell, itโ€™s not unusualโ€ฆโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Beauregard_Nanners
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