β€œDad, I’ll never go sledding with you again!”

Dad: Less talking and more pulling, son!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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What doss a cow say to its sled dogs

Moosh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Forgotten_Orokin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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People ask me why I keep bring my sled to places like yard sales and the flea market

I tell them the answer is simple...Toboggan!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canyuse
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Why did the sled dog puppy shop in the Big & Tall store?

He was a little husky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CassandraEntendre
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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I went bobsleighing today

I killed 47 bobs

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Did you hear about this winter Olympic's sled rider with gigantism?

He's this season's biggest luger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prince_ossin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What do you call a Husky stubbornly dragging the sled?

A dogged effort (and a good boi)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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How can you tell that cats are smarter than dogs?

You'd never get 8 cats to pull a heavy sled through snow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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Do you know what cows say when they sled down a hill on their back?

Woo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sachmet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2016
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If you think riding a sled down an ice track is easy

You are delusional.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2076baseballbat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2017
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Why was the small sled-dog no good at barking?

Because he was a little husky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2017
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We took Grandpa sledging the other day and he caught a terrible cold. Grandma put goosefat all over his chest.

He went downhill pretty quick after that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemonMango
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Is there any hidden meaning to the line "Rosebud" from the movie Citizen Kane?

Or was it just the last thing he sled?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjo_kes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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need puns for gnctr team name

hey guys my team is deciding on a team name on Thursday and I thought I could consult the pun masters of reddit to get the ball rolling. The name usually dictates the theme our team has for the competition and the name is usually a pun of toboggan or sled, previous examples jursled park, this one time at bogg camp, Indiana jones and the raiders of the lost sled. obviously these aren't the best puns so I feel like getting a good one would really sell it this year. thanks!

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I have a reputation amongst my friends for cheesy dad jokes this one is the one I'm most proud of.

So I cut my hand quite badly and had to go to get stitches.

The doctor's sewing me up and I remember an old joke that I swore I'd use should the oppurtunity ever arise.

I says "Doc, when this heals up am I gonna be able to play the piano?"

Doctor says "Of course."

I say "that's odd I wasn't able to play the piano before."

The doctor then sets me up for a little improv, he laughs politely and says "funny"

I say "Doc! I'm funny? You've got me in stitches."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BruceWaynesWorld
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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My first dad joke memory

When I was a kid, my mom would take my siblings and me to go sledding at the park after a big snow storm. One time we saw my dad's friend jogging there only wearing shorts. I couldn't believe he would do that in the cold and I couldn't wait to tell my dad. Here's how that conversation went...

Me: Dad we saw Mr. Smith running in the snow with shorts on!

Dad: Who's Shortson?

I'm still laughing about it 20 years later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jstarving
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2014
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My Dad has been telling this joke for years.

Alex Rodriguez asked an Alaskan Husky if he had competed in any sled races. The Husky replied "I did A-Rod".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lmaqptie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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Our neighbours have two large, fluffy dogs

They look like they could pull a dog sled, but they're very quiet. Never bark.

I think they're Mala-mutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/relevant84
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2017
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My coworker's dad at an ice fishing event

My coworker and his dad were at an ice fishing event a couple years ago and they saw this guy crawling on the ice, so drink he couldn't walk. He puked and fell over. His buddy comes to get him and puts him in a sled to bring him to shore.

The friend hears my coworker and his dad laughing and he says "that's what happens when you have 151 for breakfast! Haha"

Coworker's dad replies, "Good thing it wasn't 152!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2015
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Watching the Olympics with my dad.

"Look at these guys on their little sleds! What a bunch of lugers."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keilbasa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2014
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Why were the other puppies teasing the sled dog.

He was a little husky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dogsandtrees
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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I went bobsleighing the other day...

Killed 250 bobs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GladstoneBrookes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2017
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