How can you tell that cats are smarter than dogs?

You'd never get 8 cats to pull a heavy sled through snow.

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👤︎ u/kdlaz
📅︎ Feb 20 2021
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My first dad joke memory

When I was a kid, my mom would take my siblings and me to go sledding at the park after a big snow storm. One time we saw my dad's friend jogging there only wearing shorts. I couldn't believe he would do that in the cold and I couldn't wait to tell my dad. Here's how that conversation went...

Me: Dad we saw Mr. Smith running in the snow with shorts on!

Dad: Who's Shortson?

I'm still laughing about it 20 years later.

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👤︎ u/Jstarving
📅︎ Aug 29 2014
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