A list of puns related to "Slaving"
Free.
Because I'm still whore king for the money.
I mean, he only had one Job.
It was a pyramid scheme.
Internship
People in Dubai don't like Flintstones, but the ones in Abu Dhabi do
Pyramid schemes
Lift with the knees!
So the organizers contacted the elves and started communicating their rights to them.
At first, union outreach seemed to be going well. But then the process ran aground.
The elves delivering the presents had some contact with the outside world, so they understood they were getting a bad deal and wanted to go on strike.
And even the factory elves were sympathetic, because they'd seen their coworkers be punished for getting injured.
But, as one organizer mourned,
"It's the little folks slaving away in the back of the warehouse who don't understand. They're loyal to the big man, because he keeps them so isolated."
All in all, it was a bad case of stock gnome syndrome.
A Mastercard.
Whatever it was, they made a prophet.
Because he was gladiator.
A serf board
What does the king do when he dislikes their recommendations?
He hangs ten
I'm visiting my parents and my dad tells me he watched 7 years a slave. My mom goes 'you mean 12 years a slave?'
My dads response?
'No, I haven't finished watching it yet.'
To pick up his Master's degree.
p. s. read this joke long time ago in one of the sub reddit, thought this belonged here too
Would her name be βMozzarellaβ?
When I walked in the place was great, everything was perfect apart from the kitchen. There were gas mains but no cooker! Work surfaces and water pipes, but no sink; empty plugs and spaces for where the fridge and freezer should sit.
When I bought the house I was told it was fully furnished! Furious, I called up intending to give whomever answered an earful.
I was told that everything should be arriving individually, and the house is being used as an experiment for completely autonomous, self thinking kitchen appliances!
Before I could reply there was a knock on the door. I opened it and a stove strolled in, tilted forward in a bow, slid past me and set itself into its spot! Even attaching itself to the gas mains!
Later that day another knock at the door signalled the arrival of the fridge and freezer.(who had travelled together) They bowed and sat themselves perfectly in place in my new kitchen. I was beaming!
That evening I was explaining to my wife how the appliances had arrived, when came another knock at the door. βThis technology is going to change the world, I swear it!β I told her. βCan you answer the door? Iβve been on my feet all dayβ
βYeah,β she replied, less enthusiastic than I,βbut itβll get to a point when humans are completely inferior.β She explained βWhen these machines develop such sentience, whatβs stopping them from overthrowing us?β βTreating us as slaves, like we to them now?β She asked, distraught at theses ideas.
Knock knock
βItβs best not to worry about these things,β I said in an attempt to alleviate her fears.
βThere are people- professionals developing contingencies for any possible future robot uprising!β βThat future youβre frightened about is purely science fiction right now, and the way our collective knowledge and application of technology has advanced, (Even in the past 50 years!) our own scientists and engineers will be able to crush any worries we may have when the time comes.β I explained.
She sighed, agreeing somewhat reluctantly. βDonβt think on it now, have some faith!β I told her.
Knock knock
βNow let that sink in!β
Dad- Any movies out that you wanna see? 7 Years A Slave looks pretty good
Me- I think it's 12 Years A Slave
Dad: I must've heard about the abridged version.
A mandelorean
He wanted to get a good dill.
because you've been refused to purchase slaves.
She responded βyou know, I slave away all day in this kitchen..β
So I cut in: βand you still canβt seem to get it right.β
On the plus side, itβs way roomier than I would have expected in this doghouse.
A long, long time ago in Egypt the Israelites were held as slaves. One day the evil Pharaoh passed a decree that no Israelite could cut the grass outside their house.
The grass grew and grew, covering the houses and making it quite an ordeal for the Israelites to go to work in the morning, which put a bit of a strain on the old pyramid building that was all the rage at the time. But Pharaoh didn't care and the edict still stood. No Israelite could cut the grass outside their home.
Eventually the elders had had enough and called upon Moses, who had a bit of a rapport with Pharaoh, being brought up together and all that jazz.
"Moses, you must convince Pharaoh to see sense and let us remove the grass from outside our homes!" they implored.
Moses nodded, picked up his staff and sought an audience with Pharaoh.
In the royal chambers, Moses approached Pharaoh. "Yes, Moses? How can I help?" asked Pharaoh.
Moses stood tall, stared deep into Pharaoh's eyes, raised his staff aloft, cleared his throat and with a booming voice said, "Pharaoh! Let my people mow!"
Every time I would ask my dad where my mom was growing up, he would reply: "Sold her as a slave."
My dad and I were talking about the civil war and the use of slaves and the freedom movement and the such a while ago, (he's a history teacher at the local high school). "Dancing Queen" came on the radio and he leaned over and said, "do you know what people who like this band should be called? Abba-listen-ists" and laughed by himself for a solid minute.
Please help
Last month, I bought a book of skits from a store. I was reading a few of the skits out loud, and my mom mentioned Who's On First. My brother didn't believe it was 70 years old. Mom then said that there was a section of a Greek comedy that was very similar to Monty Python's Parrot Sketch, only with a dead slave instead of a dead parrot.
Me: "Monty Python resurrected that joke far more effectively than that guy wishes he could've resurrected the parrot."
Dad: Watched 11 Years A Slave last night Me: You mean 12 Years? Dad: No, this was a shorter version, they cut a year out
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