Silence Of The Lambs Puns

A list of puns related to "Silence Of The Lambs"

I’m not surprised Silence of the Lambs won Oscars, its an offally good film

I’ll get my coat

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👤︎ u/dogburster
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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At what piece of furniture does the Silence of the Lambs villain deliver his speeches?

A Hannibal Lectern

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👤︎ u/amishandroid
📅︎ Nov 01 2015
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What happens at the end of Silence of the Lambs?

"Baa."

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👤︎ u/chloeistrouble
📅︎ Dec 12 2014
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What do you call a time period when Lamborghini starts to produce electric cars only?

"Silence of the Lambs"

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👤︎ u/OJT6627
📅︎ Oct 20 2018
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Family Vacation Dinner

We're seated to a family dinner at our hotel. I'm sitting across from my sister and next to my dad. The waiter brings our meals: lamb for me, lamb for my sister and fish for my dad.

Suddenly, he lost all the color in his face. In retrospect, we're not sure how he pulled that part off, but he seemed genuinely terrified as a lead into it.

Dad: "Oh my god, did you hear that?"

Me: "Hear what?"

Sister: "What's going on?"

Dad: Listen!

Ambient restaurant noises.

Me: Dad, seriously, are you ok? What's going on?!

Dad: I can't believe you can't hear it. They must have brought you the silence of the lambs...

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👤︎ u/chrisgilbertcreative
📅︎ Jun 13 2015
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