What do you call two fruits that had to cancel their shotgun wedding?

Cantaloupe

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheAnkleDangler
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What fruit can’t have a shotgun wedding?

A β€œcan’t-elope”

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Did you hear Remington and Winchester are merging?

It's a shotgun wedding

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I once saw two guns get married.

It was a shotgun wedding.

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These puns are tearable
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Request: Wedding Puns

Hello fellow pun connoisseurs,

Friends of mine just recently had a bit of a shotgun wedding. I'm vowing to prepare a statement for them in celebration The bride is particularly fond of puns. While I've been grooming myself for this for some time, any matrimonial/wedding puns that I might consider would be much appreciated. It would be the best, man!

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