What do you call two fruits that had to cancel their shotgun wedding?
Cantaloupe
What fruit can’t have a shotgun wedding?
A “can’t-elope”
Did you hear Remington and Winchester are merging?
It's a shotgun wedding
I once saw two guns get married.
It was a shotgun wedding.
Request: Wedding Puns
Hello fellow pun connoisseurs,
Friends of mine just recently had a bit of a shotgun wedding. I'm vowing to prepare a statement for them in celebration The bride is particularly fond of puns. While I've been grooming myself for this for some time, any matrimonial/wedding puns that I might consider would be much appreciated. It would be the best, man!
