Imagine the damage alcohol can do.
And 2: with my short-term memory
I bet it was really interesting.
Oh and by the way, did I mention that I also have short term memory loss?
I forgot the punchline.
I hope it doesn't run in the family, as my dad has it.
Her: How bad is it?
Me: How bad is what?
But then I forgot what it was.
He was recalled for being a habitual naysayer.
I thought, "That's tempting."
I forgot
I told her I think it’s worth a shot
I honestly can’t remember a single time I’ve ever forgotten anything.
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I think I have short term meme-ory loss
Her doctor says it’s because of her short term mammary.
Short-term memory loss
So my dad texted me with some movie recomendations
Dad:"have you seen Momento? It's about a guy who loses his short term memory"
Me:"Sounds familiar but I'll check it out. Is it on Netflix?"
Dad:"Yeah. it's a thriller where the story goes backwards"
Five minutes later....
Dad:"Have I told you about the movie where a guy loses his short term memory?"
God dammit dad...
Just think what alcohol can do!
Dad: it's over-rated
Mom: what is?
Dad: what?
