Not only is my short term memory terrible...

...but so is my short term memory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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If alcohol can damage your short term memory

Imagine the damage alcohol can do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nav_the_gamer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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I have problems with two things: 1: with my short-term memory...

And 2: with my short-term memory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squidboy2002
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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I was learning about short term memory yesterday.

I bet it was really interesting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sophster2412
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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I was recently told that I have short term memory loss.

Oh and by the way, did I mention that I also have short term memory loss?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crackypwns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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I have short-term memory loss.

I forgot the punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingofYears
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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My father suffers from short term memory loss.

I hope it doesn't run in the family, as my dad has it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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Me: Honey, I think my short term memory is really bad these days.

Her: How bad is it?

Me: How bad is what?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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I was about to make a joke about my short term memory loss

But then I forgot what it was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tr1pped0ut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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You wanna know what the best thing about short term memory loss is?

I forgot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-bee-movie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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I have a perfect memory.

I honestly can’t remember a single time I’ve ever forgotten anything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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When it takes you a while to find RAM for your computer, what is it called?

Short-term memory loss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KFCNyanCat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2016
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I'll remember to check it out, dad

So my dad texted me with some movie recomendations

Dad:"have you seen Momento? It's about a guy who loses his short term memory"

Me:"Sounds familiar but I'll check it out. Is it on Netflix?"

Dad:"Yeah. it's a thriller where the story goes backwards"

Five minutes later....

Dad:"Have I told you about the movie where a guy loses his short term memory?"

God dammit dad...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AssRabbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2015
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If alcohol can damage your short term memory

Just think what alcohol can do!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Me: I have bad short term memory

Dad: it's over-rated

Mom: what is?

Dad: what?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kat13o95
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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