True story

The other day I was at a DIY shop, buying various tools for around the house. In my basket was a hammer, and when it travelled along the conveyor belt and reached the checkout girl I shouted 'Stop!'.

She just looked at me blankly, and I was too embarrassed to finish the joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vibrate
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2018
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Home Depot Greeter

My husband and I walked into Home Depot to go shopping. They often have their orange buckets by the door to use as a basket.

When my husband grabbed it he said, "I can purchase this, right?"

The greeter said, "Yeah just do me a favor and don't kick it. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mamabearmcb
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2014
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My dad at the store...

We went shopping and we're only supposed to pick up a few things but my dad kept putting stuff in the basket I was carrying. When we got to the register...

Me: I'll pay for my stuff, is that it? Well really you should buy it as a tip for carrying your stuff the whole time.

Him: don't bet on the horses, there's your tip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oorza
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2013
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