A list of puns related to "Shopping basket"
The other day I was at a DIY shop, buying various tools for around the house. In my basket was a hammer, and when it travelled along the conveyor belt and reached the checkout girl I shouted 'Stop!'.
She just looked at me blankly, and I was too embarrassed to finish the joke.
My husband and I walked into Home Depot to go shopping. They often have their orange buckets by the door to use as a basket.
When my husband grabbed it he said, "I can purchase this, right?"
The greeter said, "Yeah just do me a favor and don't kick it. "
We went shopping and we're only supposed to pick up a few things but my dad kept putting stuff in the basket I was carrying. When we got to the register...
Me: I'll pay for my stuff, is that it? Well really you should buy it as a tip for carrying your stuff the whole time.
Him: don't bet on the horses, there's your tip.
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