Trying to kill/shoo fruitflys away from your drink is an exercise in Fruitility.
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📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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Shoutout to the individual who invented orthotics!

If it were up to me, you’d be a shoo-in for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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👤︎ u/seisocho
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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Hey kids! Get in here! We're playing Quake with a bunch of cows, and then watching a Disney live action remake about a legendary female warrior!

It's our Moo-LAN party!

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📅︎ Mar 25 2020
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What insect wears tiny sneakers?

Shoo flies

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📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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I tried to talk to two strangers today and they both whisked their hands at me and told me to get lost.

I guess you could say I got a brand new pair of shoos.

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📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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A fruit fly lands on my iPhone...

I shoo it away and it keeps coming back.

Me: this fruit fly won't leave my phone alone. It keeps coming back.

Boyfriend: Well, it is an apple.

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👤︎ u/galaxyMLP
📅︎ Jul 17 2017
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My wife is a dad...

We've been having problems with flies in our house. Today, as we were in the process of shooing them out an open window, she said, "Go away! This is a no-fly zone!"

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📅︎ Jul 09 2016
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Getting down the Christmas Decorations..

So my Pops asks if I could help him get the Christmas "stuff" down from the loft with him. We have a loft above the garage where we store seasonal decorations.

He'll go up in the loft and I'll stand on the middle of the ladder, where he hands me the plastic containers, which I'll place on the floor.

As soon as he gets up there I see that the most accessible and logical box to take down first is the one with the wrapping paper. I reach for it and he shoos me away coming up with an excuse to leave it up there for the time being.

Right then and there I knew exactly what he was doing and I couldn't stop it.

We get the absurd amount of containers down until there's only the one left. He hands it too me and says, "Whelp.. that about wraps it up. Haha."

It's not even that good and I knew it was coming for the whole half-hour, but never the less I rolled my eyes and gave him his moment of glory. He deserves it.

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📅︎ Dec 13 2013
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