Shoe Polish Puns

A list of puns related to "Shoe Polish"

What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish?

You rise and shine every morning.

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👤︎ u/TransgenderPansexual
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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I know a man who makes horse feed while his child polishes shoes

He makes hay while the son shines.

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👤︎ u/Flaky_Explanation
📅︎ Feb 25 2021
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I just delivered my home shoe polishing service to the most beautiful lady I have ever seen!

Right away, I took a shine to her!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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As the nurse is making the rounds at the old folks home...

She stops by Carl's room and sees him putting black shoe polish all over his penis. Dismayed, she exclaims "no, no, no Carl, you misunderstood. I said remember to turn your clock back."

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👤︎ u/kjc127
📅︎ Nov 09 2018
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What do you use to make a Polish person leave?

Shoe Polish...

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👤︎ u/Adfh1234
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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What did the cobbler say to get the slavs off his lawn?

Shoe polish

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👤︎ u/KM2000_THE_CHOSENONE
📅︎ Jan 29 2018
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