Shiftiness Puns

A list of puns related to "Shiftiness"

There’s a shifty seafood market near my house.

A lot of fishy stuff goes down there.

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👤︎ u/Subscribe_to_Sam24
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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What did the cowboy say when he was reborn?

What incarnation?!

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👤︎ u/zspratt
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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What do you call a suspicious transmission?

Shifty.

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👤︎ u/DiverLife
📅︎ Jul 24 2019
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Dad Joked my cousin-in-law and it went completely unappreciated

My cousin's husband made a post on Facebook saying, "Can somebody teach me how to drive a manual?"

I responded, "Well, there's your problem. You're supposed to read the manual, and drive the car."

Crickets.

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👤︎ u/faschwaa
📅︎ Oct 21 2014
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This guy claims he didn't steal one of the keys from my keyboard, but I don't know...

He seems a bit shifty.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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I don’t trust tectonic plates

They’re too shifty

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👤︎ u/kittom
📅︎ May 07 2019
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Watch out for capital letters

They're shifty characters

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👤︎ u/Hamibh
📅︎ Nov 03 2017
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I dad joked my manager. .

I work at a pet store and our order of reptiles came in...

Me: I soaked the new guys and put em in there habitats.

Manager: how are they looking?

Me: Good but there's something about the new chameleon.. he might be a problem

Manager: Whats wrong with him?

Me: I don't trust him, he's got shifty eyes

Manager: Oh god, go get ready for the cricket shipment please.

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👤︎ u/Joeymuerte
📅︎ Jan 29 2015
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Guy tells me he gets FREE chiropractic care.

I told him that sounds pretty shifty.

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👤︎ u/TheRealKillYourself
📅︎ May 28 2015
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I don't like gears on a car, and I hate using them.

They've always seemed a little shifty to me.

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👤︎ u/SpyroFan-17
📅︎ Jul 21 2015
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