What kind of car does an egg drive

A yolkswagon..

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👤︎ u/stneutron
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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A friend of mine got hit by a Mustang

The doctor said that Shelby alright

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👤︎ u/nevrnind
📅︎ Nov 20 2018
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My dad made this pun about his car

So yesterday I went to the movie theater with my dad and we saw Need For Speed. In the movie they talk a little bit about Caroll Shelby, a famous performance cars designer. After the movie we talked a bit about him and he told me :

-I think Caroll Shelby designed my car.

I told him : I'm pretty sure he did not, you have a shitty little car but why do you think so?

He said : Son, it's obvious Mr Caroll named the Carolla after himself.

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👤︎ u/zacy_99
📅︎ Apr 05 2014
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