On Earth Hour, we'd like to shed some light...

on the importance of saving energy.

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📅︎ Mar 12 2020
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My son dadjoked himself

I heard my son mutter something to himself as he turned the light on in another room. I asked him what he said.

"I said, 'Let me shed some light on things.' "

That's a classic that I use every chance I get. I'm so proud!

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📅︎ Jul 14 2016
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Congratulations to China for managing to land on the dark side of the moon

Perhaps they can shed some light on what it's like there

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👤︎ u/helimoth
📅︎ Jan 03 2019
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My friends and I were sitting outside a patio at a local bar...

One of them was talking about some drama with her boyfriend and she says, "I just hate being in the dark". Without missing a beat, I point at a lamp and say "Well maybe you should sit under that lamp. Maybe it will shed some light on your situation."

I no longer have any friends.

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📅︎ May 07 2015
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It just keeps getting funnier...

My dad has been making the same joke for 20+ years.

Every time I am reading and the light nearest to where I am sitting is not on, my dad sees his golden opportunity.

Without fail he will walk over, turn on the light, and say, "Why don't you shed a little light on the subject." Every. Time. He doesn't even need a response, just walks away chuckling.

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👤︎ u/js123607
📅︎ Sep 18 2013
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