A list of puns related to "Sharply"
It's a great way to let off some steam.
I'm making sure to pay attention more sharply next time.
My daughter comes home from school and plops down in the chair in front of me hands in her hair
Daughter: My Homework is SOO gay
Me: I'm glad to hear that it's LGTBY friendly
She gives me a blank stare with a few blinks for about 10 seconds
Daughter: What!? Dad.. NO! It's not that! I mean it's... Just... no!
Me: Oh! so it's happy then! I'm glad your homework had a great day at school!
My daughter exhales sharply
Daughter: Sure dad, it's Happiest homework ever!
I'm a 24yr F, and was well-trained by my father in the art of dad jokes. And I discovered that my best friend hates dad jokes one evening when we were hanging out and she goes "Hey Sasafras23...I'm hungry."
"Hi hungry, I'm Sasafras23."
"I HATE YOU."
Since then I have been periodically torturing her with dad jokes. Most recently:
(Helping her clean for a party). Friend: "Okay, let's hit the table first."
(I hit the table sharply) "Okay, now what?"
Her: I swear I will kill you.
We were driving through the mountains a few weeks ago and passed through a small tunnel. Upon exiting I exhaled sharply and started panting like I was struggling to hold my breath the whole time.
GF: "Sounds like you almost didn't make it..."
Me: "Yeah, for a second there I had tunnel vision"
Normally, my dad drives a more luxurious car, but he's rented some model of Toyota since one of the tires on his car is blown out. My brother and I are sitting in the back and as he's fiddling with the buttons, my brother says,
"Hey, dad, where are the buttons for the heated seats?"
To which my father sharply replies, "They're in the Jaguar."
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