Shadow Play Puns

I don't think I ever got a knock-knock joke to work on my dad. Couldn't even get the damn thing off the ground.

Me: "Dad, knock-knock."

Dad: "Come in."

Serious frustration. What's worse is that I'd try again. I'd say, "No, but really: knock-knock." And he'd just say, "I already told you, the door's open."

My dad jailbroke the knock-knock joke on his own children.

A group of ua were playing a board game where were were either hunters or shadows.

Husband : Which side are you on?

Wife (Sitting beside him) : Your right side.