Shades Of Blue Puns

A list of puns related to "Shades Of Blue"

What repeatable, documented procedure do artists use when formulating the perfect shade of blue?

The Cyantific Method!

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👤︎ u/EyeTack
📅︎ Feb 08 2020
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I saw a lizard with angry red skin. It then turned orange! Then it turned yellow. Then green. Then blue. Then indigo, until it finally became a relaxing shade of violet.

Calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon.

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👤︎ u/TheAnagramancer
📅︎ Oct 02 2018
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What shade of blue are sea cows?

Manateal.

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👤︎ u/SiriKarri
📅︎ May 27 2018
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Dad joked my professor, got threatened with a 3 page essay

Some background, I'm taking Listening to Jazz this semester to fill my arts credit. Last week the professor talked about musicians Miles Davis and John Coltrane, and their albums Kind of Blue and A Love Supreme.

During class he was trying to explain to us what the difference between different kinds of jazz were. So he pulled all the students wearing blue and asked each student he pulled to describe their shade of blue. I was picked and when it was my turn, I just looked at him and said "My shirt looks... Kind of Blue" referencing a Miles Davis' album. My professor double face palmed and was so disgusted by me I almost felt bad for laughing. He threatened to give me a 3 page essay on why that was the worst answer I could've given.

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👤︎ u/thatmanstan
📅︎ Apr 12 2015
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