Old Jed Clampett (Beverly Hillbillies) got in an accident that left him with a glass eye. It was uncomfortable to sleep in over night so he took it out and hired a servant to watch it.

It was his Jed Eye Master.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skycooper11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I googled "missing medieval servant"...

And it came back: "page not found"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kap-J
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What did the king of breadland say to his servant who upset him?

I loaf you will all my anger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bennettchan18
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What do you call a servant that only serves steak?

A filet minion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slagsy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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A queen heard thunder and asked one of her servants what was that sound?

The servant said lightning McQueen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1273_time
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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All of my servants called in sick for the day!

Must be a staff infection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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If Ra (the sun god) had servants,

They would be called Ramen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1nv1516le
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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The ancient gods of chicken, with thier servants
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Omega_Gammer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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If a servant's quarters is too big....

It will be called a servant's whole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_tally
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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If you do a Google search for "missing mideivel servant boy"

It will tell you "this Page cannot be found."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tbare
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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The word β€œbatman” is used to refer to someone’s personal servant. So, Alfred is actually Batman’s batman
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inkspotty
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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What do you call it when Sherlock Holmes is the servant of Oxygen and Boron?

OB-servant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chalaheadchala1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2018
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What do you call a servant of God? Is it Jesus? Or The Holy Spirit?

Actually, it’s Nun of the above.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Domthehuman1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2017
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A Rich Man, his Chef, and his Servant.

There's a rich man that has an Italian chef named Antonio and a Mexican servant named Terry. The rich man requests a meat dish with an Asian kick, so the chef gets to work, but he soon notices that he has no Asian flavoring. Frantically, he sends the servant to get some sauce.

As the rich man becomes increasingly impatient for his meal, the chef calls the servant and asks, "Terry, where are you, and what sauce did you get?"

The servant, pulling into the driveway, replies simply, "Terry aqui!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hammershank
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2015
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Which one of your servants is always sticking to the roof of your mansion?

Peanut butler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superpond
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2012
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I googled the phrase "missing medieval servant".

It came back with "page not found".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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I googled the phrase β€œmissing medieval servant”.

It came back with β€œpage not found”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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I tried to Google "medieval servant boy"

It came back: "page not found"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1963Jan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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if you Google lost medieval servant boy,

it comes back with this page cannot be found.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasismyname_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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I googled missing medieval servant today

It came back, Error 404 page not found

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canjican
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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