Serfs Puns

A list of puns related to "Serfs"

Did you hear about the serfs who rebelled against their lord?

Their resistance was feudal.

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👤︎ u/slmckay73
📅︎ Apr 17 2021
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Did you hear about the medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition? So, they loaded a severed peasant’s head onto a trebuchet and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke’s son and knocked him off the battle field.

Yeah, apparently it was the first ever serf face to heir missile.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Mar 22 2021
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Just read an amazing account of a 13th-Century siege.

Just read an amazing account of a 13th-Century siege.

The attackers killed the duke's son, knocking him from the battlements with a peasant's severed head fired from a trebuchet.

It was the first recorded instance of a serf-face-to-heir missile.

From Twitter.

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👤︎ u/WWTSound
📅︎ Feb 17 2021
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I googled the phrase "missing medieval servant".

It came back with "page not found".

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev
📅︎ Apr 10 2019
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I have fond memories of riding the heaving waters of California upon our indentured help...

It was fun serfing the waves!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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What do you call a council of feudal slaves?

A serf board

What does the king do when he dislikes their recommendations?

He hangs ten

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👤︎ u/LookITriedHard
📅︎ Feb 11 2019
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You know what they said in weather begotten 10th century Europe...

When it reigns it poors.

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👤︎ u/PeasOfMind
📅︎ Mar 23 2017
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Did you hear about the peasants in the 14th century?

Their actions were revolting.

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👤︎ u/Sortient
📅︎ Jan 17 2017
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Why didnt the escaped peasant want to go to the beach

he didnt want to go serfing again

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👤︎ u/mrdazed
📅︎ Sep 02 2014
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