I have always wanted to take selfies for a living.
I can picture myself doing it!
Don’t be too harsh on people who are constantly taking selfies.
They are just trying to save face.
My friend has a problem of taking selfies in the hot shower
You could say he has selfie steam issues.
One thing's for certain about nude selfies
It reveals a lot about a person.
Yo mama is so fat ,she takes selfies in panaromic mode
Until her phone runs out of battery
Where do astronauts post their selfies?
Never post selfies from within the wilderness.
Because you'd have to pay selfies… er, cell fees, if you do.
I posted some selfies of me wearing my new glasses
I really made a spectacle of myself
Oh no! Too many selfies has given me cancer!
I wasn't really listening to everything the doctor said, but he definitely said it involved a narci cyst
I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry.
He has selfie steam issues.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait(Sorry if it's not a dadjoke, it's my first time here)
The wife, taking a selfie with the kids: "Cheese kids!"
Me: That's a common mistake, but they're actually real kids.
What do you call a selfie that’s so good you put it in a frame?
I took a selfie after my kidney removal surgery
To the person who stole my selfie stick...
...You need to take a long look at yourself.
Today, I checked out at the store, but the cashier kept taking pictures of herself with each item I was purchasing...
I'll never go thru the selfie checkout again!
Why did the selfie-taking alligator get arrested?
There was a fight, and he was the insta-gator.
Butt encouragement puns!
Hey guys! I need combinations of words for ass and words that mean something in the realm of “making someone happy”
Context: a friend of mine and I send each other selfies on the toilet and she’s having a shitty day (hah) so I bent over the toilet and stuck my ass in the air and took a picture like my ass was taking a selfie and now I need something punny yet encouraging to say
People ask me where do I see myself in 5 years?
I tell them in a mirror silly. How else will I be able to see myself.
I bought a selfie-stick
here's a photo of my daughter and me taken with it
http://i.imgur.com/In3hWXC.jpg
I always picture myself...
I don't get vaping while taking a bathroom selfie,
it's all smoke and mirrors to me.
Reflecting how you feel after selling pictures of yourself is self-evaluation on selfie valuation
My friend Richard sent me a selfie.
I've met a lot of people with low selfe...
When the first device with AI takes a picture of itself, it'll be selfie aware.
If a guy named Richard sends a selfie, can he say he sent a Dick pic?
I saw one of those selfie cell phone holders the other day and thought that it should be called:
I love taking pictures of myself next to boiling kettles.
My mate reckons I have selfie steam issues
What are those poles for taking your own picture called?
A narcissis-stick?
Adult leader training with the boy scouts this weekend was a goldmine
my dad sent me this with the caption "my first selfi"
what happens when a fish takes a selfie?
well it dies of course. #nofilter
I took ten photos of myself in the shower, but hated them all.
Turns out I have selfie-steam issues
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
I have a friend who took a selfie in the shower, but it came out blurry.
He has selfie-steam issues
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
(credit: @willieilish_)
To the person who stole my selfie stick,..
I hope you’re taking a long look at yourself.
To the person who stole my selfie stick..
I hope you are taking a long hard look at yourself.
I took a selfie after my kidneys were removed
Tried to take a selfie in the shower this morning
Turns out I have selfie-steam issues.
My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while taking a shower.
He has serious selfie steam issues.
My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while he is in the shower.
He has serious selfie steam issues.
My friend is weirdly addicted to taking blurry pictures of him in the shower.
He has serious selfie steam issues.
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