A list of puns related to "Seeps"
They rowed furiously to shore only to have it sink just yards from shore. The moral of the story is: as ye row, so shall ye seep.
I was 16 and at a rowing regatta I was competing in. It was middle of the day and very hot everyone was under these massive gazebo/tent structures with big guide wires and these huge rusty steel tent pegs sledgehammered into the dirt.
Anyways I was running late for my race and my crew were yelling at me so I started running. The shortest way was through the spectator area on a big downhill towards the water so at full pace I went that way.
About halfway the top of my barefoot trips on the rusted top of one of these steel pegs and I fall face first and tumble through the dirt with my foot and ankle split open.
People run from all directions, medical staff etc someone holds a towel over my head for shade and I see my dad. He's looking down at me but it's hard to see through the dirt in my eyes and people around.
He asks "bloody hell mate, what happened?".
In agony I manage a "I kicked a tent peg".
He knelt down beside me, looked me in the eye and said "how far did it go?"
I was in debt and somehow a screenshot of my bank records seeped onto the interente. It went so viral that a famous rapper decided to Post Malone.
Dad: Time for bed now. I have to seep. You should sleep.
Me: Aw come on it isn't even 11. That's BS.
Dad: It is BS....
....BED SYNCHRONIZATION.
Me: Bye.
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