Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
Did you see that sale on paddles at the sporting goods store?
Apparently it's a big oar deal.
I'm here to make a serious complaint about my local subway. Generally they do a good job, but I today I did an online order (so I didnt SEE them make anything). I didnt unwrap it in the store to check (because who does that), but when I got home it was absolutely not what I ordered.
Sorry, wrong sub.
The people on r/specialzedtools don't know a good pun when they see one
Lets see who appreciates a good pun better, r/funny or r/puns
The aviary I visited had many birds but none of what I really wanted to see. I had a good time anyway.
No egrets.
not only is it a pun based on the song "Can't Hold Us" by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, it's also a good reminder on how to pronounce the word coelacanth (seeΒ·luhΒ·kanth)!
Good to see members of the lgbt community out and about
It's good to see people that carrot about world peas.It might seem corny, but to achieve world peas we have to beet the bad guys.
Good to see my firewall is working as advertised.
I know a good eye doctor when I see one.
I walked up to the librarian to see if he knew of any good authors that wrote books on dinosaurs.
He said to try Sarah Topps.
Want to hear a good way to see how many people are following you
Turn around
Waitress comes over to see if we are ready to order by saying "Are we good to go here?"
"No, actually we'd like to stay and eat"
You know, you see all these famous people who paid good money to have a bust made in their likeness..
Some might say they're getting a head of themselves.
I've yet to see a good steak joke...
They must be pretty rare.
My dad got me good when coming to see his first granchild
Last week I left the delivery room to go meet my dad so that he could meet his first grandchild for the first time.
Emotions were high and smiles all around... and he was carrying a Costco tub of mixed nuts he had been snacking on.
All visitors must wash their hands before entering the room and as I was opening the door he got me with "Can you handle my nuts?"
I could hear his proud giggling as I walked away shaking my head... he has bestowed on me a great responsibility.
Why are doctors good at making you wait to see them?
Because they have patients.
good to see you
....its good to be seen.....
