My mother's mother lost her false teeth at the retirement home. We searched the place everywhere but couldn't find them.
We looked in every nook and granny!
Google is so dangerous! I searched how to become and arsonist.....
And immediately received 50,000 matches!!
I searched the entire supermarket for bread for my tikka masala.
But I couldn't find naan.
My luggage got searched while I was trying to smuggle a load of sausages out of Germany...
It was the wurst case scenario.
Searched for this in the store for an hour, now I know why it was so hard to find!
http://i.imgur.com/0AlRRxL.jpg
Google is so useless!! I have been searching for lighters...
It showed 3,654 matches instead!!!
Juan's friends and family always tell him how to live his life, but he's been doing some solitary soul searching
Because it takes Juan to know Juan
Ebay is so useless
I searched for lighters but ti only came up whith 14,852 matches
For years I was searching for a book with all kind of maps.
I spent all day searching for a priest to talk to
What do search engines say when they're happy ?
In search of spiritual enlightenment, I travelled to India and encountered a mystic sage that worshipped flat bread and flat bread only.
What's the stickiest search engine
Authorities are searching for a four-foot tall woman who recently escaped from prison in upstate New York. She was serving a five year sentence for fraud after convincing a number of victims that she was a powerful psychic.
Now she's a small medium at large.
Why did Microsoft named its search engine "BING"
Because It's Not Google...
Search for this subreddit on Google and the tagline says "the best Dad Jokes on reddit"
But I joke other places, too.
Someone is out sole searching
The biggest problem searching for the manifold is
I've been on edge today searching for the answer.
I usually use Chrome, but today I'm on Edge.
A basso, I could hit none of the notes for the solo of the opera, A Streetcar Named Desire...
But that's not my aria of expertise.
I've been searching in this map for the past hour...
And I can't seem to find country music.
Google is set to come out with a new browser that manages search results based solely on your DNA
Set to be called the Google Chromosome.
I tried to order a table from IKEA, but I misplaced an umlaut in my search text. I got a couch instead.
A policeman was busted for collecting bribes and hiding the money in his freezer....
When the authorities searched his freezer, they found nothing but cold hard cash
I've been searching for my stolen bed
and I won't rest until I find it.
I work with a small town search and rescue. We recently had a guy visiting from the big city to do some kayaking on the river.
He doesn't know the area and gets himself lost. All he does know is that there are a lot of grizzly bears roaming around during the salmon spawn this time of year, so he's quite afraid to get out of his kayak.
The temperature starts to drop. He needs to stay warm, and decides to build a fire inside his little boat on the river.
He learnt a valuable lesson that night: you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
The best advice my dad ever gave me: if ever you are desperately searching for something, make sure to take an apple with you.
That way, your search cannot be fruitless.
I bet none of you will see this one coming
Google is riding around on some CHROME rims
Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 4....
What is Harry Potters favorite search engine
Today I went out searching for shredded coconut coated in chocolate.
They call me The Bounty Hunter.
Bronnection.. found it on twitter
I'm a scientist in search of a "cold spicy"
Oh, nevermint, I found it.
What do you call searching for snipers in Fortnite? Hunting Rifles.
Holmes and Watson are creeping stealthy along the Street, searching for clues, when Holmes suddenly spots a Bakery shop window and scans it with his magnifying glass. Watson perplexed, says to Sherlock " What are you looking for exactly ? " ...Holmes replies...
" You know my method. It's founded upon the observation of Trifles. "
What do you call a kid that searches for gold in a cave?
What’s Santa’s favourite breath freshener?
I spent my whole life searching for an ocean of soda
It turned out to be a Fanta sea
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