Do you know why scuba divers roll backwards off a boat?
It's because if they rolled forward, they'd just go into the boat.
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Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat!
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Why wasn't the scuba diver invited to the company's executive beach party?
Because he was below C-level.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Do you know why scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water?
Because if they flipped forward, they'd fall into the boat.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
What do you call a Norwegian scuba diver?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
A scuba diver committed suicide today
He just couldnβt handle the pressure.
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Why do scuba divers fall back into the water from boats?
Because if they fell forwards they'd fall in the fuckin' boat.
(credit goes to SL, an old co-worker)
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︎ Jul 11 2019
Why are scuba divers always wanted in the kitchen?
Because they make great backsplashes.
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︎ Jan 15 2019
What Instrument Does A Scuba Diver Play?
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︎ Jun 15 2018
Why do scuba divers fall backward into the water?
Because if they went forward, they'd fall into the boat!
My father tells this one all the time to the youngest kids in the family. His father did the same. It gets to the point where my sister and I groan as soon as Dad gets that look in his eye and asks our cousins the question.
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A scuba diver and a marine sit at the port
The scuba diver turns to the marine and says "I can't handle this job anymore, I undergo too much pressure"
The marine looks at the diver and tells him "It may be hard now, but once you get used to it it'll all be smooth sailing"
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︎ May 28 2018
Do you know why scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?
Because if they rolled forward, theyβd be in the boat
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︎ Feb 14 2021
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?
If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards, theyβd still be in the boat!
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Why do scuba divers dive backwards?
Because if they did forward, they'd end up in the boat.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Why do scuba divers fall backward out of the boat?
Because if they fell forward theyβd still be in the boat!
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︎ May 27 2020
Why do Scuba Divers fall backwards off a boat.....
... cause if they fell forwards they end up on the deck.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?
If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
"Dad, why do scuba divers roll backward off boats?"
"Because if they rolled forward, they'd still be in the boat."
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︎ May 17 2020
Dad, why do scuba divers roll backwards off the boat?
Because, son, if they rolled forwards they'd still be in the boat.
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︎ May 01 2018
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
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︎ Apr 20 2020
Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of boats?
It's because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.
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︎ Jun 17 2016
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat into the water?
Because if they fell forward, they would still be in the boat.
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︎ Jan 03 2020
You know why scuba divers fall into the water backwards?
If they fell over forwards, they'd fall back into the boat.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards theyβd still be in the boat.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards theyβd still be in the boat.
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︎ Nov 05 2019
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
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︎ Sep 09 2019
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards theyβd still be in the boat.
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
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︎ Oct 02 2018
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the ocean?
If they fell forward they would still be on the boat.
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︎ Sep 02 2019
Why do Scuba Divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards, theyβd still be in the boat.
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︎ Jul 07 2019
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards theyβd still be in the boat.
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︎ May 19 2018
Why do scuba divers always fall backwards into the water?
Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.
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︎ Dec 09 2017
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
If they fell forward they'd still be in the boat!
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︎ Mar 03 2019
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water when they dive?
Because if they went forward, theyβd fall into the boat.
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︎ Dec 15 2017
Why so scuba divers roll backwards off the boat?
Because if they rolled forwards they'd still be in the boat.
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︎ Mar 15 2019
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of boats?
Because is they went forward they would fall into the boat.
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︎ Jul 23 2018
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?
Because if they fell forwards, theyβd still be on the boat.
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︎ Feb 25 2019
Why do scuba divers dive backwards off boats?
Because if they dove forwards theyβd dive into the boat!
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︎ Mar 10 2019
Dad, question.... Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
Because son, if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat
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︎ Oct 15 2017
Why do scuba divers dive backwards off the boat
Because if they dove forward they'd still be on the boat
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︎ Jul 02 2017
Why do scuba divers typically fall backward off a boat instead of going forward?
Because if they fell forward they'd still be in the boat.
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︎ Oct 12 2018
Why do scuba divers dive backwards into the water?
Because if they dive frontwards, they fall back into the boat.
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︎ Mar 14 2018
Why do scuba divers roll backwards into the water?
because if they rolled forward, they'd just go back into the boat
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︎ Sep 04 2017
Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.
Edit: I accidentally a word.
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