Do you know why scuba divers roll backwards off a boat?

It's because if they rolled forward, they'd just go into the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majestic_Ferrett
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Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat!

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Why wasn't the scuba diver invited to the company's executive beach party?

Because he was below C-level.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRockingDead
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Do you know why scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water?

Because if they flipped forward, they'd fall into the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashlingwilde
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What do you call a Norwegian scuba diver?

A fjord explorer

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A scuba diver committed suicide today

He just couldn’t handle the pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
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Why do scuba divers fall back into the water from boats?

Because if they fell forwards they'd fall in the fuckin' boat.

(credit goes to SL, an old co-worker)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tootphaste
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Why are scuba divers always wanted in the kitchen?

Because they make great backsplashes.

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What Instrument Does A Scuba Diver Play?

The swim-bals!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Auricio
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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Why do scuba divers fall backward into the water?

Because if they went forward, they'd fall into the boat!

My father tells this one all the time to the youngest kids in the family. His father did the same. It gets to the point where my sister and I groan as soon as Dad gets that look in his eye and asks our cousins the question.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nobuta
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A scuba diver and a marine sit at the port

The scuba diver turns to the marine and says "I can't handle this job anymore, I undergo too much pressure"

The marine looks at the diver and tells him "It may be hard now, but once you get used to it it'll all be smooth sailing"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kiwi-the-Kiwi
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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Do you know why scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Because if they rolled forward, they’d be in the boat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kat_GotYourTongue
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?

If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wildman1286
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/halokost
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Why do scuba divers dive backwards?

Because if they did forward, they'd end up in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raaalphs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Why do scuba divers fall backward out of the boat?

Because if they fell forward they’d still be in the boat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DueceOfAce
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Why do Scuba Divers fall backwards off a boat.....

... cause if they fell forwards they end up on the deck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZimbaZumba
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?

If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wildman1286
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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"Dad, why do scuba divers roll backward off boats?"

"Because if they rolled forward, they'd still be in the boat."

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Dad, why do scuba divers roll backwards off the boat?

Because, son, if they rolled forwards they'd still be in the boat.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/extremeavYT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of boats?

It's because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jshrad
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2016
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/artvandelay440
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat into the water?

Because if they fell forward, they would still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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You know why scuba divers fall into the water backwards?

If they fell over forwards, they'd fall back into the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnobCreek9year
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuckledSpice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brookscorbs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the ocean?

If they fell forward they would still be on the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rollinSwan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Why do Scuba Divers fall backwards off of the boat?

Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatoneboii
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamstagram
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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Why do scuba divers always fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sirflow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2017
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?

If they fell forward they'd still be in the boat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pharm_panda
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water when they dive?

Because if they went forward, they’d fall into the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mckim10
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2017
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Why so scuba divers roll backwards off the boat?

Because if they rolled forwards they'd still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/photographernate
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of boats?

Because is they went forward they would fall into the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doritomonkey130
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be on the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cock_Vomit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Why do scuba divers dive backwards off boats?

Because if they dove forwards they’d dive into the boat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexy-dad-b0d
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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Dad, question.... Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because son, if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chixdiggiit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2017
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Why do scuba divers dive backwards off the boat

Because if they dove forward they'd still be on the boat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trottimusx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2017
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Why do scuba divers typically fall backward off a boat instead of going forward?

Because if they fell forward they'd still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihasanali
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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Why do scuba divers dive backwards into the water?

Because if they dive frontwards, they fall back into the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C_Sha
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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Why do scuba divers roll backwards into the water?

because if they rolled forward, they'd just go back into the boat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wandr123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2017
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Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.

Edit: I accidentally a word.

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