A list of puns related to "Satureja"
I've heard of combining tumeric with black pepper, for example.
I find the idea of cooking with ingredients that complement each other nutritionally really interesting, and I was wondering if anybody here knew more about it.
Last night I was cleaning my vaporizer, and felt like using it afterwards, but wasn't in the mood for weed or salvia divinorum (what I mainly use it for). I than remembered that I intended to try to vape some other herbs at some point. So I looked around the house to see what I could find. I found a bag with dried thyme, Salvia Elegans (I'm well aware that this species doesn't contain Salvinorin A) and Satureja Montana, from our own herb garden. I knew that thyme is sometimes vaped, so I thought, why not?
I wasn't expecting anything beyond flavour, but it worked surprisingly well! The vapor was a bit sharp (probably one of the herbs, and maybe I slightly overheated), but the after taste was pretty good. Before vaping the herbs I felt a bit melancholic/sad, tired, and somewhat stressed. Vaping the herbs had a subtle, but definite calming and uplifting effect. I didn't get high, but I surely felt a bit better. I went to bed half an hour later and slept great!
Looking at the properties of these herbs, my experience seems to make sense. All in all an interesting experiment, definitely worth it. Will probably do this again sometime in the future, maybe also try some other herbs.
Note: I normally always research everything I use in great detail before trying it, but in this case I knew these herbs were intended to make into a tea anyway and would more than likely not produce any strong effects when vaped (and were non-toxic).
So Iβm getting ready in the next day or so to do an herb harvest. Looking at trimming back my Dill, Thai basil, and mint (my Genoese basil is really taking its sweet time, as I think I over pruned at one point a couple weeks backβ¦. ). Im going to have a decent amount. That said I was wondering if anyone had used their trimmings in a dehydrator (I just bought one but Iβve never used one before) and maybe trying to propagate additional plants. I just am not sure if there are any best practices if I do. Iβm really new to this whole gardening thing.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
But let me give it a shot.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Heβs the new temp.
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Here's what I've got:
American persimmon from tree of unknown provenance, stored moist in fridge
Pawpaw seeds from wild trees in eastern IL, stored moist in fridge
Red Warty Thing pumpkin
These all are from Seed Savers Exchange, and I could send maybe 7 seeds of each
Painted Tongue Salpiglossis mix
Pepper, Jimmy Nardello's
Tomato, Italian Heirloom
Tomato, Green Grape
Tomato, Paul Robeson
Tomato, Opalka
Tomato, Salvaterra's Select
Tomato, Siberian
Tomato, Tommy Toe
Tomato, Principe Borghese
Tomato, Whittemore
Squash, Sweet Fall
Squash, Potimarron
Squash, Amish Pie
Squash, Dosta
Squash, Rouge Vif d'Etampes
Squash, Red Warty Thing
Squash, Lady Godiva
Watermelon, Cream of Saskatchewan
Watermelon, Borrie's Yellow
Melon, Petit Gris De Rennes
Melon, Fordhook Gem
Melon, Montreal Market
Melon, Noir des Carmes
Melon, Pride of Wisconsin
And here's what I'd like to acquire:
Flowers:
Nasturtium, certain varieties
Poppies, certain varieties
Sweet peas, certain varieties
Dianthus, particularly fringy varieties
Marigold, particularly tall varieties with bright orange flowers
Herbs:
Winter savory (Satureja montana)
Tarragon
Black cumin (Nigella sativa)
Chervil
St Johns Wort
German Chamomile
Valerian
Safflower
Horseradish
Vegetables:
Japanese Winged Bean (Psophocarpus tetragonolobus)
Snake bean (gourd) (Trichosanthes cucumerina)
Crown daisy, Tong Ho (Glebionis coronaria/Chrysanthemum coronarium)
Cherokee White Eagle, Glass Gem, and/or other particularly flavorful/beautiful dent corns
Seneca Bird Egg beans or other flavorful and pretty dry beans, bush or pole
Brussels sprouts, certain cultivars
Peppers: Aleppo, Sivri, Chilhuacle Negro, Criolla Sella, Aji Colorado
Eggplants, certain cultivars
Okra, certain cultivars
Fava beans
Artichoke, certain cultivars
Hull-less barley
Let me know if you'd like to make a trade! I'm also open to offers.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
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