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Saplings Puns

A list of puns related to "Saplings"

My tree is very smart. At its current age, it understands all branches of mathematics. But when it was just a little sapling...

It only knew twigonometry

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👤︎ u/-taco-rice-
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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My neighbor is planting some saplings in is yard

Those sons of birches...

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👤︎ u/IronQrow1
📅︎ Feb 27 2020
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What’s it called when a sapling goes against his father’s wishes?

Treeson!

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👤︎ u/garboooge
📅︎ Apr 14 2019
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what do you call a sapling in the military?

infant-tree (infantry)

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👤︎ u/Primeruler
📅︎ Feb 11 2016
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How many years does it take for Irish saplings to grow?

Tree.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Staple
📅︎ Oct 23 2018
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Why did the sapling go to jail?

Treeson

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👤︎ u/Mikkomik
📅︎ Feb 24 2017
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A machine gun crew shot over a thousand saplings.

Because its job was killing infant tree.

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👤︎ u/KuntaStillSingle
📅︎ Aug 31 2014
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Groans up..

Did you hear about the pretty sapling that entered high school?

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Ya, she got in with the poplar birches.

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👤︎ u/gtRio
📅︎ Oct 09 2017
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